Unlike Slasher House I’ll just get straight to the point: Slasher House is one fucking shite ride into the mind of someone who should be banned from holding a biro let alone having access to recording equipment.
Waking up naked in a prison cell, Red (Eleanor James) has no idea who she is and why she is there. She wanders about a bit, because you know, if you’re going to have a feisty female lead character we need to see the tits and ass first. So after discovering some clothes she has a wonder about for what feels like fucking forever. Finally she speaks, and low and behold, she can’t act for shit and you long for the naked days again. More